Camel Toe & Martha Stewart.

July 6, 2008 at 3:47 pm Leave a comment

Delightfully yours, Martha Stewart

Delightfully yours, Martha Stewart

It’s Saturday morning. I call my mother back after she had called at 8:30am (this is a regular occurrence). She’s talking to me about work and then, in mid sentence, she begins to talk to my father.

“Don, look at Mahtha… I think those pants are too tight for her don’t you? You can see the outline of her snatch.”

My mother just said “snatch!!!!”

She also just referenced a familiar term… while watching Martha Stewart.

After a reactionary scream, my response to all of this was somewhat reserved and didactic, “Mom, that’s actually called Camel Toe.”

As usual, she repeats what I say to my father, “Donnnnn, Stacey says it’s called Camel Toe!! Hahahahahah!”

My poor father just grunts in the background with a small “whatever.” He’s a very strong man.

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