Merry Christmas from Kotex
February 1, 2009 at 4:25 pm 1 comment
It’s Christmas morning and I’m at my parents’ house surrounded by lovely wrapped gifts. There was a large gift bag filled with lots of boxes that all seemed equal in size.
“You gotta open these first – before Aunt Gin gets here!” says my mom as she cackles and crackles with laughter.
I pick up the first box from the bag… It’s incredibly light… What the hell could this possibly be?
“Tampons? REALLY? Oh you shouldn’t have.”
My mom continues to laugh hysterically as I open box after box after box of tampons.
“Merry Christmas!! I gotcha a whole YEAR’s supply of tampons!!!”
Nothing says holidays like having to unwrap a dozen boxes of your favorite feminine product.
Entry filed under: Stacey's Mom has got it goin' on. Tags: christmas, kotex, tampon.
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hairballofdoom | February 19, 2009 at 8:11 pm
I love your mom.
Oh additionally, did you know that you can play a tampon applicator like a slide whistle? Cause you can.